if-it-fits-it-ships:

benefrickcumberbatch:

soglideaway:

perksofbeingajediknight:

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? 

None

DUDE

THATS LOW

just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine

history nerds are the best.


benedicts-neck-moles:

imperialdalek:

partyformoriarty:

sorry, i couldn’t help myself

doo ee oo I’m fucking dying

done, best one


thegingerss:

boater—cycles:

gonnaslapabitch:

but seriously why can’t platonic kissing be a thing

like if i could tell me friend “hey i’m upset” and they gave me a smooch and played with my hair while watching a movie that’d just be the best

it’d definietly cheer me up like woah thank u 

why does it need to have a romantic connotation why does it have to make things weird it’s just friends kissing that shouldn’t be weird so why is it

you mean the doctor


everydreamstartswithdisney:

remember-me-not:

Thomas Kinkade

amazing

love Thomas Kinkade!


oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”


pajamaswag:

I will never get over how badly she won that one.


The Goblin high on Gaius Gaius high on the Goblin


illurninate:

☼✌♡

illurninate:

☼✌♡



edwardspoonhands:

tyleroakley:

Russell Brand Destroys MSNBC Talk Show Host for Treating Him Like Shit

“Casual objectification” is an excellent term for not only what these people were doing to him, but for pretty much the entire institution of “celebrity.” 

Also, Russell Brand is very funny. These people have no idea how to handle intelligent discourse blended with humor. They are speaking very different cultural languages. It’s a fascinating thing to watch.



Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

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